Girorse or Horaffe?
Seriously, we couldn’t make this more obvious unless we actually painted spots on him!
Once again, thank you craigslist.
PS. We freely admit that this post is lacking for content (although we do hope you enjoyed the whimsy), so we’ll be posting another one later today! You know, you could just subscribe to our blog rather than checking back every 5 minutes to make sure you don’t miss it! 😉