Triple Threat Tuesday: Threat No 3
Or, as we here at Snarky Rider like to call him, the King of the Douches!
Symptoms may include:
- Steroidally large tubs of protein powder
- spitting; because he can
- closets containing multiple pairs of the exact same “skate shoe”
- numerous toys including boats, ATV’s, jet skis, ski-dos, etc.
- more time spent working out than with “loved” ones
- using words like “bro” every other sentence (and/or pronouncing it “bra”)
- enthusiastically confrontational in an attempt to prove his “manhood”
We advise extreme caution if you think you may have come in contact with the King of the Douches. Remember, only you can stop the spread of extreme douchiness (by not procreating with it!).
Almost forgot to add the video! We give you: threat number 3 on a steed! (and then off the steed… hehehe)
We love the comments the uploader included with the video. He may have been having fun but the horse sure doesn’t seem to be!