Riding a horse should not feel like you’re falling down a steep incline
“This is a a beautiful filly. She has excellent conformation and a beautiful head and nice hooked ears. she is sweet as she can be. i keep her up in the banr and handle her every day adn she is calm and very easy to handle she loves people . she will lead, load, tie, clip, bath, and crosstie. she has had her feet trimmed. she is up to date on her shots and wormings. she travels the best on a lead rope she is very natural saddle horse she is not pacey or trotty. she would make a great colt to show in halter. she is registered tennessee she was foaled june 16th 2010 she will mature out 15.1.I do not know of any faults to this filly she is very nice. ALL SALES ARE CASH SORRY NO TRADES .WILL HOLD FOR A DEPOSIT TILL YOU CAN COME PICK HER UP . I can help you loaceta shipper if you need. ###-###-#### “
Maybe I’m just grumpy because it’s stupid early, but the ad is screaming “I’m a douche!”. They are clearly posing the horse to stand its front feet on an elevated road. CLEARLY! It’s not even subtle manipulation to make the horse look uphill. If I were a potential purchaser I wouldn’t even give that horse a second look – seriously, I’d be off that ad and on to a new one in the 5 seconds it took my brain to identify what was going on (like I said: sleepy!). Sale photos like this make me immediately wonder what else is wrong with that horse. I also automatically assume it’s built so downhill you need some sort of climbing rope and carabiner system to keep yourself from sliding over its head!
OMFG someone get them a dictionary so they can learn how to spell! People! It’s called SPELLCHECK and comes readily available WITH EVERY COMPUTER! You used a computer to place the ad, you should have the requisite number of brain cells to ask your computer to pretty please check for spelling errors.
Drum roll please!
And now for the piece de resistance: “she would make a great colt to show in halter”
Will she now? She will automatically become a colt in order to show in halter? Well that is impressive! Because, as I’m sure you already know, only colts can show in halter! *drip. drip. drip* -the sound of my sarcasm dripping from that sentence.
-hey look, so much sarcasm dripped from that sentence, a puddle formed!