What is with Quarter Horse people? First of all, how is this an attractive horse? Secondly, how is this massive bulk supposed to perform? DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THAT THE FEATS CALLED FOR IN THE SHOW RING WERE ORIGINALLY TO TEST THE HORSES SUITABILITY FOR A SPECIFIC TASK?! The only “job” this horse is suitable for is bouncer at a strip club where they waive clean needles instead of singles in gyno-row.
We’re all for substance but come on people, this is a wee bit extreme.
Are there steroids for horses now? And, if so, do those horses get ‘roid rage?
Did you know that you can breed your mares to this fabulous stud for the low, low price of $5000? If that’s not enough to seal the deal, the breeders offer an HYPP Guarantee! That’s right! If your foal is “unregisterable due to HYPP restrictions by AQHA you will be entitled to a rebreed.” Because, drum roll please, this horse is HYPP N/H! Excellent! Let’s contribute to continuing this relatively easily eradicable disease! But hey, at least if your foal is likely to die, they’ll give ya a do-over.
As a steroid enthusiast, will he too suffer from testicular atrophy like his homo sapien brethren?
Commentary from a concerned (but still amused) reader: “This is the guy who is always at the weights EVERY time you go to the gym. everyone secretly laughs at him because he can’t even wipe his butt properly. (apparently he’s “running” in this picture!)”
Similarly, how would this horse even turn his head? Does that neck bend at all?
On a more serious note, we did some research on HYPP and did you know that “a secondary characteristic associated with N/H and H/H horses is heavy, bulky muscling that is favored by stock horse judges”. As per above, what is wrong with Quarter Horse owners?!? Y’all are your own worst enemies!
Speaking of attractiveness… Pretty sure these dudes qualify for King of the Douches status.
Steroids kill (sperm count and the user’s appeal to the opposite sex). ICK.
ps. There is a signature on the pictures and we would love to give credit to the photographer (after all, they are nice pics and it’s not their fault the horse is a ‘roid monkey!), but we were unable to decipher it – however, more information about this stud can be found at www.kidsclassicstyle.com.