Never have to worry about bathroom breaks!
Cremello 2yr old stud colt cream gene tested!! Broke to ride and handles well on the ground. Loads, leads and handles like a dream, he acts more like a 900 pound puppy than a colt. This colt has kind eyes and an awesome temperament, with great confidence in himself. Ridden with 4wheelers, studs, mares, and in traffic. Very little spook for a colt! 28 months old should make 16 hands. Some trail experience. He has the bling and turns heads everywhere!
I’m sorry, I had to take a moment to hit my head on my desk…
People! Stop riding the hell out of your two year olds! How does someone look at this horse and think, oh yeah, he’s ready for serious work? I’ve seen greyhounds that were more filled out than this guy! Of course he’s not acting spooky – he’s loaded up with a huge saddle, massive saddle bags, a longshanked curb and your big ass on him. He’s too damn tired to do anything!
But hey, if he breaks down, you can always just breed him and get purdy colored foals! Nevermind that he’s a Tennesse Walking Horse that apparently doesn’t actually do the Running Walk. Why, exactly, does this horse still have his balls? He’d make an adorable trail horse in a few years and would probably be a lot easier to sell as a gelding. Being a double dilute does not make him breeding quality!
So congratulations sir! You have qualified as the first official recipient of SnarkyRider’s Asshat Award! You’ve earned it!
Posted on October 15, 2011, in Bad Horse Ads, Bad Riders, horse and tagged Asshat Award, backyard breeders, cremello, doppelgangers, Horse, running walk, Snarky Rider, Tennessee Walking Horse, Thank gawd for gelding!, TWH. Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.