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Dear Craigslist Sellers:


When will you learn?  You must, must include the horse’s age, gender, breed and height in your ad!  We understand you don’t necessarily want to put a lot of effort into a craigslist ad (it is craigslist after all) but come on!

The following ad lists the horse’s height.  That’s it!  It is literally two sentences long!  Honestly people, a modicum of effort!  At least pretend like at one point you cared for this wonderful creature.  Do it for your horse, you owe them that much.

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Scroll down!

Keep scrollin’

scrollin’

scrollin’

on!

Keep scrollin’

scrollin’

scrollin’

on!

The ultimate gift for any horse lover. A life-sized, very realistic, plush stuffed pony (over 48″). Like new! ###-###-####

Hehehe!  Ok, ok, so this isn’t an ad for a real horse, but at least it did include the horse’s height!  Which is more than can be said of some other craigslist ads out there!

And yes, we’re very sorry for bringing Limp Bizkit into this.  It was a moment of weakness.  It won’t happen again.

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Posted on November 12, 2011, in Bad Horse Ads and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Aw, cute! The perfect horse for people with small children, no experience and no money for board or lessons.

  2. Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’… haha love that song!

    And heel yeah! If you can’t put effort into taking care of the real thing, BUY A DAMN PLUSHIE!
    It’s cute, btw, i wouldn’t mind getting one 😛

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