Horse for sale half Draft/ Prision 13 years old Good with kids good to ride just don’t have time for it no more $350 obo
I’m sorry, you’re selling a what now?
Did this half draft horse spend so much time in the slammer that he/she (not sure which it is because this advertiser decided to leave somethings up to our collective imaginations) is now and forever genetically linked to the prison system?
Oh! Maybe it’s a condition of this horse’s release from the penal system. You know, out on probation and must notify potential
employers purchasers of it’s recent incarceration.
Although, I’m not sure that’s right either. I was under the distinct impression from TV and movies that all prisoners do is work out… This horse definitely lacks in the muscles department.
Or is this a weird typo/spelling error? Were they going for Friesian? Doesn’t seem likely. Maybe a breed that starts with the letter P? Paint? Palomino? Percheron? Pottok? – there are others but nothing that even resembles this example of typographical excrement.
I believe that’s all that can be said of the “Prision” typo so let us then move on to the fact that I would bet good money that horse is older than 13! Sure it’s unmuscled and has naturally poor conformation but if you look at the way the shoulder blade is sticking out and its back is starting to sway… I’m just sayin’ -or rather, my $5 is sayin’ that horse is 16 plus. Any takers? Anyone?
Well, I guess that’s all I have to say about this ad. I could have sworn there was something else I felt was worth mentioning. But what could it be? We’ve covered (in depth) the “Prision” thang, the (if it’s female) 40-something cougar lying about it’s age to prey upon younger men thang, hmm what else is there? There’s gotta be somethi… OH MY YES! I do believe it’s the fact that once again craigslist sellers think it unnecessary to mention, or even hint at, gender, height and/or experience/training. I don’t know about you but “good to ride” just doesn’t cut it for me.