Pictoral definitions of the word “fugly”
Also, classic displays of the results of breeders who don’t know what the eff they’re doing (*cough* backyard breeders *cough*).
Health warning: Do not stand directly in front of this horse! The sheer weight of it’s head in proportion to the rest of it’s body is going to cause it to tip at any moment!
very green pony mare asking $200.00 please call ###-###-#### ask for Seller if you have any questions
We’re sorry but this horse is the very definition of the made-up word “fugly”. From the angle of the photo is looks like it’s hind legs are camped under, we’re not sure which way the hooves are pointing but we’re willing to assume (even though we’ve had trouble with this in the past) that they don’t all point forward. The front legs are angling forward, alluding to the aforementioned face planting. Which brings us back to the head. And oh what a head it is! (yes, we’re bypassing a number of other conformational faults but at this point it’s kind of like throwing a dart at the broad side of a barn and yelling “bullseye” when it hits any part of it!)
This horse’s head looks like a mixture of Quarter Horse, some type of draft, maybe a bit of warmblood, and some cow. It definitely has some cow-like features. Quite cow-esque, if you ask us. Tres cow-chic. The cow-ish-ness of that horse’s head is impressive. It has a certain je ne sais cow. -ok we’re done. Cow.
Drum roll please.
And now, from the seller that brought you Big Head (above), we have the once in a lifetime opportunity to own a mustang mare who is so confused about the direction her life is taking that her front feet literally point in two different, and opposing, directions!
mustang mare 10yrs old green broke will saddle and bridle only been riden a few times ask $200.00 call ###-###-#### ask for Seller if you have any questions
Wow. Just wow. But at least it’s not a cow.