“9 yr old black & white spotted saddle gelding. Approx. 15 hands. Great trail horse. Has been trail ridden by teenage beginner riders. Currently trail ridden by 15 yr. old girl. Loves attention. Loads, ties, trims, stands for farrier. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY, PLEASE! $1,000 negotiable – cash only.”
Yeah, you know what else we bet he loves? FOOD!!! FUCKING FEED YOUR HORSE!
This obviously isn’t the best picture, but there is something so not right about that hind end. Weak gaskins, camped out behind… you know what, is anyone else seeing a German Shepherd with hip dysplasia? Oooh no, we know what’ s going on here, he’s a TWH!!!
“GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT!!! nice 13 yr old sorrel quarter horse mare with papers. PERFECT kids horse. was previously ridden by 5 year old girl. very laid back and gentle temperment. can be lazy at times which makes for great kids mount. about 14 hh so not very tall. friendly. great with other horses. leads, loads, stands while mounted and saddled, lunges. just wormed. good sound hooves. good teeth. if interested i can contact AQHA and get transfer papers to give along w/ registration papers. needs good loving home with someone that will ride her often. shes a great trail horse. not spooky w/ traffic and such. been ridden in parades. reason for selling-thinning out the herd and shes too “simple” for me.”
Now, when you say “lazy” do you think perhaps it’s because she’s trying to conserve energy as she slowly starves?
You know, it’s been some time since we awarded our last Asshat Award. Methinks it’s time! And who better to award it to than these two?!