When studs bread; oh the horror
“Our horse is apx. 5 years old, he is fully broke and was originally used as a roping horse. We paid $1000 for him, and don’t really want to get rid of him; however he has bread our paint and has recently taken to abusing our new little philly. We are motivated sellers as we have no where to put him to keep them sperated. I am afraid he is going to seriously hurt the little one or worse… Breed with her. please give us a call at ######### . Prior to having the philly he was the sweetest most loving horse. We think he is jellous of the little one. Please make an offer. I can take more pic.s of him and send them to you via cell ph. if you’d like. “
You people are stu… reta… cra… fuc… insa… holy crap we just can’t decide what the best way to describe you is.
First off, you didn’t think that putting a stud in with a mare would produce a foal? At least, we’re assuming that’s what it produced. It could very well be that this pairing produced a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Who knows? Breading is a mysterious science.
HOW DARE HE ABUSE PHILADELPHIA?! Hasn’t that state endured enough already? WHY?!!?! Dear god, why?? Pick on another state already! Philly’s had enough!
Why can you not separate them? Can’t be bothered to string another line of barbed wire? We feel ya. It’s a lot of effort, especially when you could be sitting on your porch, sipping from a jug of moonshine while picking your nose. Seriously, how could anyone expect you to put that on hold? That’s important shit. That is how global issues are solved.
Here’s an offer: How about you geld the fucker, he’s not worth anything as a stud, and save yourself a mound of vet bills. (we offer wisdom, duh)