WD-WTF: The Muppet Mentality
Today’s edition of WD-WTF isn’t exactly horse related. But it’ll make you go “What the Fraggle Rock?!” – or at least I did.
The Muppets have a political agenda!
I knew it. I knew it all along. Kermit’s been biding his time, since 1976, and now with a shaky economy and a number of other reasons for political unrest, he’s ready to pounce!
Are you Fraggle Rocking kidding me? The Muppet movie is brainwashing pre-schoolers against corporate America? Well damn, there goes their major buying segment. Clearly the oil industry is going to go bankrupt now because the Muppet movie made a villain of Tex Richman. I know what you’re going to say: But won’t these kids grow up, receive education and make their own informed decisions long after they’ve forgotten about the Muppet movie?
The answer is a resounding, “no”.
Kids being exposed to this sort of political agenda in their formative years are screwed. The Muppet movie has preprogrammed them to hate corporate America. I suspect subliminal messaging was involved. Wait a second,I watched the Muppet movie! Oh noes! Am I brainwashed too? I mean, I didn’t see the movie when I was 5 but I do have the emotional maturity of a 5 year old…
It’s our duty (hahaha doody), as adults, to protect the younguns from baseless, negative propaganda such as what is being spouted by the Muppets.
How. Dare. They.