Weiner horse v2
You know those tables where you can insert a “leaf” when company’s over and all of a sudden your 4 person dinner table seats 8? Oh, ok good. You do know. Nope, didn’t bring it up for a reason. Thought just popped into my head, that’s all.
Hi, and thanks for stopping by. I’m just a little horse who wants to be looooooooooved. I somehow managed to win my current owners a championship and yet they still want to be rid of meeeeeeeee. I’m not sure why. Sure, it could have something to do with the fact that my front end and hind end are in different time zones, but no one’s that superficial, right? Looks aren’t impooooorrrrrrrrtant. (But conformation is, or at least should be.)
Now, when you come to pick me up, please be sure to bring a full size trailer – none of that ‘oh it’s just a mini, it’ll fit in my van!’ stuff, because I won’t. As you can see from my photo, I’m incredibly loooooooong.
All kidding aside, this little girl is for sale!
“2003 smutty buckskin mare. 33”. AMHA/AMHR. Gorgeous mover- amazing driving potential. Multi Champion halter mare. Easy to handle, loves to show.Daughter of world famous BTU- one of the top stallions in the industry! “
I was going to keep it going with the horse-talking-bit but then I saw that she is described as a “smutty buckskin”. Really? “Smutty”? There weren’t a hundred other words you could have used? You had to accuse her of being unwholesome? How dare you impugn her character in such a manner. You have practically accused her of being a harlot! A Jezebel even! It’s downright hurtful. At least provide proof! Until we see her in scantily clad halter we flat out refuse to believe it!
Alright, just to be clear, the owners have every right to sell her or any other horse. And while I have made a snide comment about that, I don’t reeeeaaaaallllly mean it. In case it’s not clear yet, this horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrse is long. That’s it. That’s the point of this post. Thanks for coming! See y’all tomorrow!
Juuuuuuuuuust kidding. While she isn’t specifically being marketed as a broodmare, how many championship winning mares do you know that go on to be happy little lawn ornaments? NOT MANY! The likelihood of some jackass trying to squeeze a baby outta this mare is pretty damned good.
At least this little mini looks better than the last Daschund x miniature horse-thing!
ps. her eyes freak me out!