Mayor of the Quarter Horses!
When was the election? Why was I not notified? I don’t typically vote but I feel I should have at least been given the option! This is clearly an important topic that affects us all. Did she run unopposed? Were other breeds included? WHAT IS GOING ON?!
“very gentle quarter horse mayor with western style saddle for sale. very gentle anyone can ride her safe for all ages. or i will trade for a 16 f00t alum boat and trailer with motor she is about 13/14 hands high not real sure hoe to measure her “
Dude, I gots ta tells ya, I got me no idear hoe to masure her neither.
All kidding (and hog tying) aside, the best I can guess is that Mayor is the horse’s name; but really, who’s to say?
If these people can’t figure out how to determine the horse’s height, what are the odds they possess the necessary brain cells to guesstimate age? Perhaps that’s why none was listed in the ad? You know, now that I think about it, honestly, how confident are we in their assessment of gender? I’m just sayin’…
But hey, at least they’re safety conscious. Just look at that barbed wire fence and nylon halter! Awww dang. That’s my bad. That’s what you don’t want to see. Sometimes I get confused.
Dear people selling horses that have barbed wire fencing:
If you think you can’t afford the horse now, imagine what will happen WHEN the horse hurts itself on this stupid-ass fencing!
Every horse lover on the planet.
Try not to have an aneurysm. Thanks.
Eeep, I hope no one takes offense to the above political comments! I’ve been told to keep my political comments to myself (which I refuse to do, if I want to vote for the Muppets I damned well will!). While I’m the first person to admit (spoiler alert!) this blog operates in the realm of the horseworld, I was unaware that precluded me from making other snarky comments. Gosh, shoulda read the rulebook before signing up. All kidding aside, this is an issue that affects us all. When is the next election and how/where does my horse start campaigning? He has a great carrot reform that he wants to put to a vote. Show of hooves, who’s with him?
[Cue live TV audience to apple sauce]