Please sir, can I have some more… bullshit?
“2 registered TB stallions, Great bloodlines! They are both available for stud service until they are sold call for any info you need and for pricing. 231-709-5719 for sale or trade.”
Please sir, allow me to take you at your word on the value and “great bloodlines” these 2 TB studs undoubtedly have. You seem a trustworthy sort of gent and as such I wouldn’t dare impune your character by asking you to provide any sort of information whatsoever on the 2 offered at stud. In fact, you’re doing this world such a service by making these “great bloodlines” available that I salute you. Good job, you. Thank the almighty fuzzy that upstanding citizens such as yourself are around and well to keep the craptacular horses a-flowing.
WHAT IS SO GODDAMNED SPECIAL ABOUT THESE TWO THOROUGHBREDS?
I can tell you one thing; if they did, in fact, have outstanding genetics, they wouldn’t be listed on craigslist!
Does anyone else think they look like YEARLINGS?! Underdeveloped, unmuscled, short, yearling-like tails… Obviously none of that is conclusive proof, but nor is it condemning evidence to the contrary.
The photos are shite so it’s hard to offer up a legit conformation analysis. Plus, if they are yearlings (and the more I look at their builds and the tails, the more I lean towards that clinical assessment), their conformation is going to change a bit over the next two years.
Speaking of shite pictures, why, oh dear gawd why, are they posting a picture in which the horse is spooking (best case scenario) or trying to get away from its handler (not the worst case scenario). Hold on, I know what they’re trying to do! They’re trying to set up the horse similar to these ones! Bravo, sir! Bra-frakking-vo. How lazy do you have to be to not feel the need to snap another pic to replace that one. Perhaps, in the second attempt they could have cut out the gray’s feet, like they did the bay’s, so we can’t see what looks to be fairly long toes on that poor horse.
If they are yearlings, WHY ARE YOU OFFERING THEM AS STUDS?!?!?!?!?!!? *headdesk* (for when a *facepalm* just won’t do)