Die a slow, horrible death
I know there’s a ongoing debate, dividing the horse world between those that think 2 years old is an acceptable age to start a horse, and those that don’t, but I’m sure we can all agree THIS IS SO VERY, VERY WRONG!
Get the fuck off that baby before I yank you off, reach out and manually remove your babymaker, you fucking ignorant hillbillies (I’m referring to the parents, not the kids – they don’t know any better and are um like 3…)
People like you make me want to maim and kill. What kind of assbackwards thinking leads you to ‘hey, she’s 10 months old! let’s ride the stuffing outta her!’?
I would love to know how the hell they broke this filly (and here I’m using the term both in the equestrian-specific way and as in “Hey Virgil! You dun broke the chair, ya good fer nuthin’ sumbitch.”). Seriously, did an adult break her or the three year old child? I honestly do not know which is worse. Well, worse for the filly would obviously be if an adult broke her…
Anyone else hoping that it’s just the photo/stride – because that appears to be one painfully tight girth.
Your three year old works the filly in the round pen? HOW?! The kid is three! Looking past the abuse you’re heaping on this poor filly, what about the danger you’re putting your own child in?
As I was rereading this post I realized it’s not very well put together; however, it’s been four days since this ad was emailed to me and I am still so very mad at these horribly stupid people that I can’t see straight. So I’m just going to end it. There’s nothing funny here. There’s nothing to learn. Anyone who isn’t married to their cousin, in the horse world or not, knows this is beyond wrong for so many reasons. Please feel free, and encouraged, to share in my rage.
I hope to post something funny tomorrow to make up for this. Humorous brain bleach, if you will.